5 Days

dissappointed with monday.. u didnt attend the lecture.. =(

frustrated with tuesday.. futsal was SHIT!..

elating wednesday.. bought 55inch LCD TV + free astro byond 1 year..

awesome thursday.. love my new TV and i'm watching Iron Man 2 later..

fantastic friday.. thunderbirds are go! and my efflings legs are bruised..

whodafark is Huang?

HAHAHAH best shit news ever to read when u wake up.. see this pic? the 2nd last paragraph.. ahahahah...

Huang, who is working alongside business partner Adrian Cheng on the deal, insists Benitez is key to his plan and will fight off any interest from Serie A side Juventus.

LOLOL! damnit! i wanted to give puvi a suprise... ahhahahahaha o well.. random shit.. for the full news.. HERE

Laptop? Netbook? FUU!

Ok.. i've changed my phone.. YEAP!.. after one year of dire usage of the 5800, swapped that for the new Nokia N900!.. its so far the most powerful nokia phone.. yes.. the specs are..
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ARM TI OMAP 3430 Cortex-A8 600MHz Processor
OpenGL ES 2.0 support
3.5" 800x480 pixel resolution, TFT Resistive Touchscreen
1GB RAM, 256MB RAM (Dedicated) & 768MB (Virtual)
32GB On-board Memory Storage with expansion microSD memory slot
Integrated A-GPS, WiFi & Bluetooth 2.1 (A2DP Support)
Integrated FM Transmitter & FM Radio
5MP Camera of Carl Zeiss optic with Dual LED Flash
Micro USB 2.0 (Data & Charging)
3.5mm Headset Jack with TV-out Support
BL-5J 1320 mAH battery
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Oh yeah.. can even overclock the processor to run up to 900mhz but that is at ur own risk.. The reason why this phone is epic cuz of its OS(operating system).

The N900 is running on Maemo 5.. well basically its Linux.. and the ability to cuztomize the home screen is juz AWESOME!.. u can choose to enable up to 4 home screens and then well put watever u want on it!.. no shit.. LOL..





















The build quality of the phone is solid!.. not like the plasticky and flimsy 5800.. this thing is well made and worth every cent.. so far i'm loving this phone.. there's so much to explore..

well u can read more about the n900 and its awesomeness here!..
First Impression with Nokia N900

11 Reasons Why Nokia N900 Is Better Than Netbook

T-Bird!

ok i am PUMPED!.. like literally.. fucking excited.. LOL.. why? cuz of this!.. WOOHOO! never been so excited for a DLC since Thunder!.. and that cost me 150 bucks!.. fuck it.. now this!.. WOOHOOO!~



Busted - Thunderbirds are Go!



5, 4, 3, 2, 1,

Thunderbirds are go

Spring breaks coming around
And there's more heroes to be found
There's something major going down on Tracy Island (Island)
Weapons underground
Keeping our planet safe and sound
If someone evil's coming 'round
They should be frightened (frightened)

'Cause now the boys are back in town
No strings to hold them down...down...

Don't be mad, please stop the hating
Just be glad that they'll be waiting
Friends we have are ever changing you
Now the lid's about to blow
When the Thunderbirds are go

Kids are learning fast
They know the T-birds kick some ass
Be sure that there's no coming last
If you're on their side (their side)
It always looks so cool
When spaceships come out of the pool
You know that you'd just be a fool
To be a bad guy (bad guy)

'Cause now the boys are back in town
No strings to hold them down...down...

Don't be mad, please stop the hating
Just be glad that they'll be waiting
Friends we have are ever changing you
Now the lid's about to blow
When the Thunderbirds are go

Thunderbirds are go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!

Don't be mad (Despair)
Please stop the hating (we'll be there)
Just be glad that they'll be waiting
Friends we have are ever changing you
Now the lid's about to blow
When the Thunderbirds are go

Thunderbirds are go (Thunderbirds are go) X3
Thunderbirds are
Thunderbirds are
Thunderbirds are go

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weeee cant wait.. hope this will be a start then they release McFLY.. WAHAHHA

Bad Bay 3..

rofl.. yesterday Screenrant.com posted that Will Smith and Martin Lawrence will be back for Bad Boys 3!.. weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.... and obviously with Micheal Bay back as director.. lol.. best part which makes me LOL-ed from the article was this...

"Expect a scene with a large truck if Michael Bay is directing. No matter what the movie is or where it takes place, there will be destruction with a large truck. Even in The Island he managed to get the main characters out into the real world in an a truck chase scene. Hell, even in Armageddon he brought trucks to a giant asteroid. Trucks, Trucks, Transforming Trucks, Space Trucks, Future Trucks and Explosions."

LOOOL... - sos

P & R

HOHOHO i found something on the net juz now.. i am damn bored.. need my new phone PRONTO!.. lol anyways.. enjoy..
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The Question :

A young boy went up to his father and asked him, 'Dad, what is the difference
between 'potentially' and 'realistically'?'


The father thought for a moment, then answered, 'Go ask your mother if she
would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars.

Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million
dollars, and then ask your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a
million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from
that.'


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The
Answer:

So the boy went = to his mother and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for
a million dollars?' ? The mother replied, 'Of course I would! We could
really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great
University!'

The boy then went to his sister and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad
Pitt for? million dollars?' The girl replied, 'Oh my Gawd! I LOVE Brad Pitt I
would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?'

The boy then went to his brother and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad
Pitt for a million dollars?' 'Of course,' the brother replied. 'Do you know what
a million bucks would buy?'


The boy pondered the answers for a few
days and then went back to his dad.

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The Conclusion:

His father asked him, 'Did you find out the difference between 'potentially'
and 'realistically'?'


The boy replied, 'Yes,'Potentially', you and I are sitting on three
million dollars .


But 'realistically',
we're living with two hookers and a homo =D - sos

my love with your drug?

so yeah.. i'm back!.. after the long post.. haha.. o well.. kinda doing an overdue assignment.. hmm.. well.. damn bored so listening to this.. Ke$ha's new song.. i like this better than Tik Tok and Bla Bla.. lol.. this is fast fun and fantastic!.. haha.. ok.. here goes!.. the starting and bridge is awweesoomee..


Ke$ha - Your Love Is My Drug



Maybe I need some rehab,
or maybe just need some sleep
I've got a sick obsession,
I'm seeing it in my dreams

I'm looking down every alley,
I'm making those desperate calls. I'm staying up all night hoping,
hit my head against the wall

What you've got boy is hard to find
I think about it all the time
I'm all strung out my heart is fried
I just can't get you off my mind

Because your love, your love,
your love is my drug
Your love your love your love
I said your love, your love,
your love is my drug
Your love your love your love

Won't listen to any advice, mamma's telling me
I should to think twice
But left to my own devices
I'm addicted its a crisis!

My friends think I've gone crazy my judgment is getting kinda hazy
My sleeze is gonna be affected
if I keep it up like a love sick crackhead

What you've got boy is hard to find
I think about it all the time
I'm all strung out, my heart is fried
I just can't get you off my mind

Because your love your love
your love is my drug
Your love your love your love
I said your love your love
your love is my drug
your love your love your love

I don't care what people say
The rush is worth the price I pay
I get so high when you're with me But crash and crave you
when you leave

Hey, so I gotta question
Do you wanna have a slumber party
in my basement?
Do I make your heart beat
like an 808 drum?
Is my love with your drug?
Your drug, uh your drug
Uh your drug
is my love, your drug

Because your love your love
your love is my drug
Your love your love your love
I said your love your love
your love is my drug
your love your love your love (X2)

Hey... hey...
So?
Your love your love
your love your love....
is my drug
I like your beard


HOOhoO!~ till then seeya..!

Captain Jackass and Faggotron

U can unlike this most as many times as u want.. i juz wanna let this out.. this is even more awesome than the House Party with gays and police.. more about that later..

see todays futsal was err.. not epic.. kidna funny.. so our team is kinda passive on violence.. most agressive thing we've ever done was when puvi got kicked and he stood up and shouted loudly.."WTF IS UR PROBLEM!".. thats all.. usually on other times puvi is the tamest guy on the field!.. LOL.. rhuban will juz say "wtf?".. ban will give that "i will kill u glance".. HAHA EPIC!.. Naza well.. he'll juz keep it inside then in the car he will say "mahai that fucker".. HAHAHA.. then me.. well i'll juz call them names.. LOL..if we win..

so got this new "team" came and play.. out of the 5.. 2 were champions.. one wears a blue jersey with the number 7..

we shall call him Faggotron and another is the keeper.. which wears gloves but its for decoration cuz the only thing he'll be saving is his vagina.. LOL!.. lets call him captain jackass. so yea we played them 1st.. we kinda lost.. o well.. its all rhuban's fault!.. ahaha.. so watever we went out.. then after they beat the the next team.. game on! its our turn.. naza was the keeper.. he threw the ball from goal post and right onto me in front of the oposite team's keeper.. it was such an AWESOME throw from naza.. it his my shoulders and went in... they retards called for "NO GOAL!!"

1st of all it hit me and went it.. so how is that not a goal? fine.. 2nd.. the keeper.. Captain RETARD!.. o wait was it jackass? ok CAPTAIN JACKASS! after the ball deflected off my shoulder and was going into goal.. he CATHCES the ball *pointless use of the glove.. didnt help*.. and BEING A HERO! he jumped into the goal.. ==!!~~~.. then best.. he shouted "NO GOAL!!".. i was like.. DUDEEE wtf? u know that expression of the rock when he does that brow thingy? oh ya.. something like this.. LOLOLOL.. the guy with the blue jersey.. aka Faggotron.. GOT PPISSED!.. best thing he can ever say was "like that also counted?".... DUDE IT TOUCHED ME AND ENTERED! HOW THE FUCK DOES IT NOT COUNT? ARE U FUCKING RETARDED?.. it all started there.. u see his face damn farny.. he was red and pissed!.. he took the kick and FUUUU dono where the ball went.. o well they lost and we stayed till literally didnt care abt losing cuz we were so fucking tired of playing.. we juz let the game go.. we stayed in about 7 games.. During games we played with Captain Jacktard and Faggotron, they were well kinda unhappy cuz from the way they played.. either they hook rhuban's leg or push zach, they ended up conceding a goal.. i quote from rhuban.. "everytime he kick me i score a goal"... ahah rhuban was so pissed, with this condition of his leg which he shudnt even be playing dribbled thru 7 plaayers.. well 5 a side but 2 of them came back for more.. so yeah 7.. got thru 7 and scored.. .. LOL!.. IN YO FACE!..

stupidest thing i've seen is... i'll do this as if i was the commentator..
"oh and faggotron has the ball.. he got past zach.. he's OPEN! wats he gonna dO!? he does a stepover!.. anotehr stepover!.. he's still open.. no one is infront of him.. yet another stepover and OH NO HE RAN INTO RHUBAN!.." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.... i swear.. i was outside looking and went DUDEE WTF?.. i cant stop lauging.. omg.. wat a retard.. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH..

well then things kinda went even more south after a pass from rhuban came to my feet.. stop with my left leg.. ONE ON ONE WITH CAPTAIN ASSTARD! instead of scoreing.. i shouted FUCK U! and o well.. scored past him.. maybe i shudnt have said that.. maybe i shud.. o well.. glad i did.. ^^ oh and Captain Jackass was pissed all he did from the oustide was stare.. i think he's gay.. =)

so they're pissed.. well pissed cuz they're on a losing streak.. like lose so much u wanna elbow the other team's striker cuz he's pissing u off.. well i'm the other teams striker.. LOL.. i was like looking at the ball coming to me.. suddeny a palm and elbim came from behind.. i was like... err watever la.. losers.. we won i kinda shouted "aww the girls have to go out.."..

the real drama started during the last 5 minutes.. the ball was open.. i ran to get it suddenly Faggotron came and instead of winning the ball.. he was trying to win my ass.. i think he's gay too.. LOL.. i had enuff.. he was having the ball.. i charge towards him with my elbow and hand stkicking out.. with no intention of winning the ball.. lol I MISSED!.. DAMN!.. ahahahah.. o well he got pissed he started pushing.. then from the end of the field.. Captain Jacktard came running.. "wanna FIGHT IZIT NOW?" Faggotron high up with his muscle said.. "come la!!~".. oh i remember him calling me "pussy" thats why i put my finger on my lips.. LOL.. o well..

i got so many things running thru my mind.. so many words i wanted to juz shout out.. but all that came out was.... nothing.. LOL.. i put my finger on my lips telling the faggot to shut up.. u know wat he say? "SHUT UP!".. my finger still on my lips.. and i am nodding "OK!" and u know wat he say? "SHUT UP!".. DUDEEE IS HE RETARDED?

so we kinda wanted to continue to play.. but the other team came in and said "guys call it a night.. times up".. 1st thing came out of my mouth was.. "good!.. at least we dont have to play with girls..".. LMAO.. that kickstarted the whole thing..

Faggotron and Captain Jackshit ran straight to me.. and Captain Numbfuck said "wtf u calling girls now?".... ................................. i wanted to laugh so badly.. i juz cant take it.. everyone was pushing them and me apart.. then out of no where.. NAZA!... my hero!.. he was outside of the court.. the other side.. suddenly juz ran in and push Captain Retard!!!!!.. LMAO.. ALL HELL BROKE LOOSE! if i'm not mistaken he said "WTF IS UR PROBLEM NOW?".. omg Captain Jackass being a retard.. "he calling us girl!".

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
AAHHAHAHAHA
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA..

ARE U FUCKKING KIDDING ME?... This is wat happens when u call a fat guy.. who wears gloves when palying futsal and dont even use them to save his life.. GETS PISSED! cuz he was called a girl.. WTFFFFFFFF????????.... maybe he shud have juz shut da feck up.. OHH OHH.. Naza was throwing words at them!.. they were trying to get to Naza yelling "HIT ME LA!.. WANNA FIGHT IZIT? HIT ME LA?!" ZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzz now u know wat i mean when i say girls? i put my hands over naza's shoulders and said.. "naza ur my hero.. but lets not waste time on these girls.. its not worth it..".. we smiled and left..

ohh the Dynamic Fuckos still not getting enuff.. we were all gathering to pay up and Faggotron was smiling and staring.. i FUCKING THINK he's GAY!.. or he;s into beef.. cuz i think thru his eyes all he sees are steaks.. LOL.... u know i'm kinda meaty.. but dudeee.... HAHAHAHAH...

best part.. they wanna call ppl.. SIGH!.. is this how chinese ppl do things? gets mad after being called a girl.. cant suck it up cuz u lost badly? u guys taking the term sore losers to a WHOLE new level.. fucking embarassing.. maybe i overdid some stuff.. maybe like shouting goal everyime they concede.. then laugh loudly if they concede.. maybe if i was nicer.. hmmmmmmmmmm........... FUCK THEM!.. if they wanna be girls then so be it.. sigh..

ohh ohh.. to make things better.. the organizer Kelvin came in and said "who are these guys? who invited them? whose frens?" ahahahah see their faces.. sohai 1st time come play with us.. wanna be damn pro and show faces.. go die!..

no need fight one.. wanna settle this.. u go get 5 we get 5.. we paly it out in the court.. but o well.. most probably more fighting will happen then.. so watever..

IF ONLY EITHER ONE LANDED A PUNCH ON ME!.. I WUD WANT TO SEE THAT SPEAR FROM ZACH!.. HAHAHAH DAMNIT ZACH!.. i'm like kiinda imagining it.. hahaha..

omg.. not to mention.. Faggotron think he's damn pro.. kick the ball against the wall doing all the stupid shit then he kick it and hit the light.. it broke and fell.. 1st thing he did was pussied out.. smile like a dumb fuck and went and sit beside his frens.. == wtF? talk about girls..

o well.. we're so liked.. we got invited back!.. toobad for the other team.. looks we wont be seeing the dynamic fuckoles for some time.. the other 3 i dont mind.. they're nice.. even a guy from their team came up to me and said "sorry, he's always like that..".. FUCK U FAGGOTRON.. even ur teammates ran away.. sigh.. i feel sad for u now..

soooo thats how clearly i remember the incident.. i most probably wont be able to recall clearly if i went to bed.... so yeah.. futsal.. good times.. ahahah

wow.. i still cant believe.. i was called a pussy cuz i didnt wanna hit a guy whose pissed cuz i called him a girl.. juz WOW!.. wat a faggot..

Ass Kicked!

Ok.. I juz got home from watching one of the best movies so far watched of the year!.. no shit.. the movie is called Kick-Ass!
The cast is pretty much unknown except for Nicholas Cage. Well i'm juz gonna say this. This movie is about normal ppl dressing up as superheroes and fighting crime. Well 3 out of 4 are.. Alot of swearing and violence.. LITERALLY!.. A 13 yr old girl go around shooting and swearing is no odinary girl.. lolol.. its fun, its nice, its something else!.. Not ur typical Marvel/DC superhero film..

I watched this a week in advance thanks to Deva.. official release of the movie is April 16!.. They even have a HUGE advert over LDP while on the way to the KJ lrt station.. BIGG ASS poster there with the words KICK-ASS.. lol.. well.. for those who have no idea wat movie is this.. here are the trailers..





Seriously!.. its awesome!.. alot of funny lines in there too..

The movie was part of an event called ProjectAlpha which i have no idea wat is tat!.. lolol.. well i know its about bloggers.. lots of them.. and celebrities.. toobad me and zach arrived a lil late.. the adidas goodie bag was all taken.. T.T so all i got was a nuffnang badge.. lol.. but o well.. was there for the movie anyways..


the movie is SERIOUSLY recommended.. pls dont go take this movie seriously.. its for laughs.. its ROCKKEN!.. 5/5! oh its almost 2 hours long.. lolz..

P-p-p-p-POWA!...

I'm bored and i;m on break.. so yeah.. kinda lifeless here.. everyones either working or... working.. =.= o welll.. watch this advertisement.. its P-p-p-p.. no not poker face.. lol.. got this from Zach..

Old Spice!



and this ones the best.. ahahha



HAHAHAHHAHA.. damn that dudes awesome.. Terry Crews...

Tonights the night!.. Arsenal and Barcelona.. last week's match was a heart-throbbing match.. 1st 20 minutes i swear can give u a heart attack.. barcelona literally owned arsenal.. sigh.. tonight Barca home so.. yeah fingers croosssed!..