Caught Spooning?

Some random email i got from Fariz.. lol.z. sharing is caring..

The top 50 things to do or say when you wake up and saw your roommate having
sex. (okay, this is more tilted for guys, but hey…it’s a list and it’s
not bad…)

50. (the obvious) “Ooooooo”
49. “That would work better the other way around..”
48. Sniff. Sniff. “Is something burning?”
47. “Damn, that’s complicated.”
46. “Wait, wait, use my pillow.”
45. “Alright already, _I_came.”
44. “You guys need a value pak.”
43. Smoke a pipe. Every once in a while wave it around and say
“Good show, old bean.”
42. “Is that sperm or a mudpack?”
41. “You’ve got something stuck in your teeth.”
40. “4 out of 5 dentists say that’s bad for your enamel.”
39. Go to the fridge, break open a cold one and pick up the remote.
Point and click. Complain when they don’t change positions.
38. “You know, they say that three’s a charm.”
37. Suggest your favorite position.
36. Shine a flashlight on them and say, “This is a citizen’s arrest,
assume the position.”
35. “Bring in the Gimp.”
34. “Hold that pose.”
33. Sit up in your bed, bounce vigorously, clapping and squealing with
joy.
32. Start signing Meatloaf’s “Paradise by the Dashboard Light.”
31. Sing “Shake your bootie.”
30. “A little to the left.”
29. “Is that a penis in your girlfriend or are you just happy to see
me?”
28. “Is there room for two in there?”
27. “Two words: penis extension.”
26. Invite others in as a cheering section.
25. Charge admission at the door.
24. Make and hold up score cards.
23. All of them should read 6.9.
22. Whip out a pen a paper and take notes.
21. “Maybe it would help if you..”
20. “That’s what you call erect?”
19. “That reminds me of a joke I heard..”
18. “Let the chicken go, he had nothing to do with it!”
17. Hold up two bags and say, “Paper or plasic?”
16. Roll over, grunt and say, “I’d rather be fishing.”
15. “Use the Heimlich; she’s got something stuck in her throat.”
14. “May I cut in?”
13. “That’s illegal in Arkansas.”
12. “Holy whips and chains, Batman.”
11. Scream at the top of your lungs. If they ask what’s wrong,
explain that you thought you were having a nightmare.
10. Take pictures. Explain that it was a Kodak moment.
9. Recite quotes from Condom Month like “Pack your weaner
before you bean her” and “Wrap your packer before you wack her.”
8. “MMM- that looks good, I think I’ll try some, too.”
7. “Let’s make a sandwich.”
6. “Is that hard enough for you?”
5. “I’m going to the water fountain. Can I get you anything?”
4. “I think you dropped something.”
3. “Do you like to eat at the Y?”
2. Pick up your camcorder and say “How much do you like they
would pay to see this on Pay-Per-View?”
1. “How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop??”

Kundo?

NEWWWW SHOOOOEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.. WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeee.. got these almost 1 month di.. mom bought it for me when i missed the trip to singapore.. been looking for these in MSIA and well dun have.. so they found it in SG and to my surprise.. bought 2 ==..
Looks like i can retire my old 2 shoes.. lolz.. oh and Kundo is the name of the shoe.. lolz.. i know.. its funny name.. wahahahaa

Jiet Fayar

After scouring thru 4 shopping malls.. 1st was Subange Parade, then 1u, then Curve and lastly Tropicana Mall, i found it.. Leader Class Jetfire selling at retail price of rm219.90. effing baskets selling 250-290!! cause its so rare to find a retail priced Jetfire so the prices at individual stores are like so jacked up.. sigh. . o well.. this is not for me.. its my bro's.. showed him at Times Square the sheer size of it and he wanted it.. lolz..
No wonder its been so hard to get it.. and why prices is so babi giler high up.. its BEAUTIFUL!!.. well in jet mode for me..
Like I once said.. "ITS SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET".. its trully beautiful.. meh irs like 2 times the size of my gundams.. i'll post up more laters.. lolz..

Holidays!

Today was the last day of paper.. gonna have a long ass summer break.. woosh.. all the time in the world to FIFA, HoN, Diablo, Futsal, SLEEP, build Gundams, literally anything.. work? hmmm maybe.. maybe after like i graduated? =P..

Hmmm been freezing these few days.. epically cold..d.d.d.d.. sigh.. some random news b4 i go sleep.. realllllyyyy random..


"Unfriend" has been named the word of the year by the New Oxford American Dictionary, chosen from a list of finalists with a tech-savvy bent.

Unfriend was defined as a verb that means to remove someone as a "friend" on a social networking site such as Facebook."

LOL!.. damn seriously wtf? so looks like JC is gonna UNFRIEND a few people.. rofl.. if only it applies in real life.. hmmmmmmmm =P