We are Gundams: January 2011

hahaha saw this funny article on cosmo.. damn LOL.. basically this article is for girls la.. :D.. its called

The 6 Things Guys Notice 6 Seconds After You Meet

1. Your Smile
Does it seem sweet and genuine? Does it seem awkward and forced? Does it seem like you ate a sesame-seed and parsley salad for lunch based on what’s lodged between every single one of your teeth?

2. Your Hair
Guys have no idea what split ends are, and if you mention roots, they just think of the band. But they do look to see if your hair looks 1. soft and 2. as though it would smell good. So don’t request “The Gosselin” at the salon, and wash it every so often. That’s all guys ask.

3. Your Cleavage
Newsflash: Dudes like to look at your chest. Now, that’s not to say they think all women should unbutton their shirts to their bellybuttons at funerals. (Though really, who are guys to judge?) But they will notice how you’re showing off what you’ve got.

4. Your Makeup
If you’re wearing so much makeup that it looks like you’ve painted an entirely new face on top of your actual face, guys will wonder if you’re trying to cover up some bizarre deformation — or if you’re Gotham City’s most dangerous criminal mastermind.

5. Your Skin
You know that blemish you’ve been obsessing over all day because it’s so huge? Chances are guys won’t even notice. What will they notice? If you look like a jaundiced Oompa-Loompa because of overenthusiastic tanning.

6. Your BagAre all women who haul around big purses — in other words, cavernous rucksacks stuffed full of old receipts, emergency sweaters, and half-used bottles of hand sanitizer — high maintenance? Maybe not. But guys will go ahead and assume they are anyway.

Okay.. Day 2 of the trip..since i slept so early the night before.. i woke up quite early and fresh up!.. got the free breakfast voucher from my dad and off we go!.. wished i brought my camera down.. why?

cuz it was depressing.... lolz.. food was cool.. not cold.. cool.. abit warm.. but yeah.. so its kinda sucky.. the best part is the hot dogs.. its as if they juz unpack the hotdogs and stack them like sardines and dip them into warm water then served.. yeah.. juz try to picture that.. lolz so after breakfast.. ard 11 malaysian time.. we left for the tour..

ok.. this part is when i was in the bus.. so i kinda "blogged on the go" but there was no internet so i didnt get to post.. got my phone out and juz typed from watever i see and hear......

*flash backs*

-on the bus, the tour guide started talking-
.... 88 percent of ppl in hatyai are malaysians.. Its like being in penang but only the language and shops here in thai languauge.. No shit.. Half of the time it smells bad here.. Ppl who drive juz likes to honk.. One thing though.. NO MYVIs!! Hondas here are like protons.. They're everywhere.. OOOH LOOK! FORTE COUPE!.. Singaporean though.. ==

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Lolz.. Tour guide talking abt thailand black magic and the spirits that resides in ppl's body.. This shit got me laughing all the way.. Apparentl.y its very dangerous and cant be cured..

Hahahaaha.. Wtf.. Tour guide been talking for 15 minutes abt bbq.. And apparently that bbq means cremation in thai.. The fuck?

Hmmm its bad to cremate ppl on a wednesday.. So is apparently cutting the hair or nails.. U can walk into a hair saloon and the stylist will not cut ur hair on a wednesday..

Madefacka.. 13 hours drive from hatyai to bangkok.. Then another 9 from bangkok to chaingmai.. Juz fly please.. Another 3 to reach the north of thailand..

Damn many temples around here.. LITERALLY.. Everywhere and everytime i look put of the window there is temple..

Sien.. Tour guide is talking about burglary and snatch theif.. I dont feel very safe walking ard with my camera.. And the theifs here are like jack bauer! The can escape from being cuffed and if the police drive any slower they wud be ab.e to escape.. Most of the time they get killed cuz the theif will snatch the gun right from the holster of the police and kill them.. Lolz the fuck?

The tour guide is damn LOL.. He scares us with the crime and shit.. Then immediately shift his attention to temples and shops around.. My cousin says he has a "punch me" face.. Hahahahaha.. He made a joke and laughed on his own.. Over the mic.. The fuck? Lolzzz..

oMG i saw a savvy! Lolz.. Its a surpise cuz most and i mean MOST of the cars on the road are pickup trucks.. They have some fetish for it.. Lolz.. Others are SUVs or hondas.. Things here are cheap..

How cheap? Like beer cheap.. One bottle of heineken here is 440 baht.. Converted to MYR is 4.40.. And a 4 pack is 1180 baht.. That is 11.80 in ringgit.. Ridiculous right? And this is from a thai 7-11.. And we know that the beer prices are ludacris in msia's 7-11..

Damn scary seeing the wiring they do on the streets.. Those high voltage wires on the poles that goes along the streets.. Its so low that even the bus im in is higher.. And wats worse is that its damn fucking messy and there are like 50 wires over each another.. Its like the technitian is damn lazy to replace the faulty wire so juz layed the new one over the old..

Fucking awesome.. Arrived at the beach.. And the navy base camp is by it.. And beside it is a shooting range.. Any1 can go in there and shoot a gun.. Only requirements is buying bullets..

The beach is beautifulL!~.. its sea is blue and the sand is white~~ and there is a fucking statue of a mermaid made of bronze!.. and its being literally raped and molested by tourists! ahahahha cant go near to take pics.. sigh too damn many fukken ppl!

OMG!.. LOL..apparently i've started a chain effect!.. i went to one of the beach side stalls to buy a coconut.. then my cousins went.. then well.. EVERYONE went!~.. lolz.. ALL of us spent 1 hour at the stall.. buying everything the stall sells!.. actually more like we bought the whole damn stall!.. hahaha all together we consumed all of the seller's coconut which he has like 30+ of it.. then the Kerabu container was emptied by us too.. oh yeah..

Finally! we are leaving!.. fucking hot omg.. zzzz... Tour guide started speaking again.. Now the tour guide is juz being racist.. LOL!.. Talking about the supremacy of chinese ppl.. How the msia goverment is taxing the chinese extra cuz they're rich.. Lmao.. Tour guide is thai btw..

Oooh! we are now on the way to the Ice Dome!.. LOLOL.. Its a huge ass building with some ice sculpture in it.. Temperature is -15 degrees Celsius.. i dont dare bring my dslr in.. afraid the lens will crack.. so my baby the N900 have to fill in for the moment.. :D

yeah.. im the one of the left.. LOL.. its soOOOSOOOosoOOoooo COLD.. i cant even breathe in properly.. lolol..

16 of us went in!.. and 16 of us went on the ice slide.. LOLZ

after the ice part there is a nice little place which is quite chilling so we again cam whored!..

Outside there are food stalls which are opened by the local people or aboriginals.. or wat i wud like to call NATANS!.. LOLOLOL.. the food is epic here.. I REALLY CAN SAY ITS IS DELICIOUS!! BBQ food and green curry.. HEAVEN!!!

LOLOL.. this part was LOL.. we ordered the bbq food.. waited 15 minutes and so my dad went to see whats what.. apparently the natan there is busy so my dad.......cooked the food... loool.. she shud pay him for cooking for us.. hahaha

There is a hill at the area we're in.. on top of the hill is a temple.. a BIG one.. well the adults went down and others we're in the bus.. so i didnt see much except wats in front of the temple and there is this.. a huge ass dragon.. ==

*fast forward*

Yeah tehre is the end of that "on the go" thingy.. LOLZ.. hope u understood wat went on.. at night after dinner.. which was AWESOME again.. we went shopping.. outside of the shopping center was these guys.. they were like RELA or somthing.. me and my cousins didnt bother so we cross the road to McD.. yeah.. MCD.. lolz

McDonald here is not much diffident than in Malaysia.. The coke is still sweet as ever.. the fries taste the same.. the mcchicken and cheeseburger also looked and taste the same.. so the only difference is the set number 11!.. oh yeah.. The Samurai Pork Burger!.. its a burger with pork fillet covered with lettuce and teriyaki sauce.. hahaha its not so bad so yum yummm.. lolz.. definitely a must try if ur malaysian and eats pork.. =P

Suprisingly i dont see Coffee Bean or Starbucks in HaTYai.. Either i missed it or it doenst even exist.. so in McD they have this!.. the McCafe.!~.. its basically a Coffee Bean or Starbucks but with a McD badge.. like the Proton Inspira to the Mitsubishi Lancer *LOLOLOLOLOL*...

My cousin ordered this.. uhh i think is the Ice Blended Mocha Chocolate Chip.. :D

OHH OHH!~ another awesome part about the McD are the pies!.. They have the pineapple pie, corn pie and yam pie!.. which in contrast ours only has the apple pie.. i hate yam so i bought the other 2.. it was... fannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn -wait for it- TASTIC!... Lolz

This was the main event of the night.. we went to this club called Kiss Channel.. Its like ur local club.. It has very loud music.. it is dark.. it has dancers who wears as little as possible.. so about 20 of us went.. at this point u might have imagined that out of the 34 who went on this trip, the 20 who went to Kiss Channel would be the elderly ppl like my aunts and uncles and my elder cousins..

It was the exactly opposite.. all my cousins went!.. and my parents cuz my dad was the one who suggested it.. and im not gonna comment more on that.. ==.. fuuuu.. beer is cheap so my dad ordered like lots of beer and we were all there to enjoy the live music of the kinda hot and sexy dancers.. LOL.. THERE WAS MANY MANY MANY MANY hot and sexy dancers.. oh yeah.. 100% girls too..

So thats how we ended Day 2.. o well kinda had food again after the clubbing and then we all went back to the hotel and sleeep..

Day 3.. 12pm MSIA time is when we checked out and left for the Msia border.. didnt take us long and we're there..

ITS A FUCKKING LONG QUEUE!! Took us almost 2 hours juz to reach Bukit Kayu Hitam.. sigh.. continued the journey and reached my grandma's house at 8.. i'll tell u this.. its not as tiring as going to thailand.. pffft.. by the end of the journey half of us fell sick.. lack of sleep and rest caused most of our healts to go south.. lolz..

IN THE END!... the trip was -no u dont have to wait for it- AWESOME! Certainly one of the best family trip everrr! THIS IS WAT WE DOO!~ I LOVE U ALL!

SUCK ON THAT BITCHESS!~ PEACE@@~

Wednesday, January 19, 2011

6 seconds is all i need..

Tuesday, January 18, 2011

shottt!

Sunday, January 16, 2011

Superheroes

Friday, January 14, 2011

Super Veloce

Sunday, January 9, 2011

Thailand Day 2