P & R

HOHOHO i found something on the net juz now.. i am damn bored.. need my new phone PRONTO!.. lol anyways.. enjoy..
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The Question :

A young boy went up to his father and asked him, 'Dad, what is the difference
between 'potentially' and 'realistically'?'


The father thought for a moment, then answered, 'Go ask your mother if she
would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars.

Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million
dollars, and then ask your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a
million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from
that.'


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The
Answer:

So the boy went = to his mother and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for
a million dollars?' ? The mother replied, 'Of course I would! We could
really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great
University!'

The boy then went to his sister and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad
Pitt for? million dollars?' The girl replied, 'Oh my Gawd! I LOVE Brad Pitt I
would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?'

The boy then went to his brother and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad
Pitt for a million dollars?' 'Of course,' the brother replied. 'Do you know what
a million bucks would buy?'


The boy pondered the answers for a few
days and then went back to his dad.

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The Conclusion:

His father asked him, 'Did you find out the difference between 'potentially'
and 'realistically'?'


The boy replied, 'Yes,'Potentially', you and I are sitting on three
million dollars .


But 'realistically',
we're living with two hookers and a homo =D - sos