Friday, June 11, 2010

warms my freaking heart!

i'm bored.. lemma share some stuff i received in my mail box today.. ^^ its not porn.. i promise..

wierd interesting facts.. maybe.. to some.. i think..

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.. (where u keep the gas? in a bottle?)

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. (uhhh ok..)

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (LOL! Naza u wanna be a pig next life? HAHAHA HARAM YO)

A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (thats why i use the aerosol and a lighter in front of it.. XD)

(Naza its still haram yo..)

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.. (righttttttt didnt take retardation into account?)

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. (LOL.. that wud not be awesome)

The flea can jump 350 times its body length.. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field. (Naza.. i know 30 minutes is tempting..)

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. (thats is either amazing or wtf?)

Some lions mate over 50 times a day.. (30 minutes or 50 times.. hmmmm)

Butterflies taste with their feet.. (Puvi.. u wanna be a pig or lion? LOL)

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.. (interestingggg.......)

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.. (This is bullshit..)

Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.. (they're too heavy too try..)

A cat's urine glows under a black light.. (1st of all.. WHO DID THAT!? ==.. 2nd.. NAISEE)

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.. (i know some ppl like that.. LOL)

Starfish have no brains.. (HELL YEAH i know some ppl like that too..)

Polar bears are left-handed.. (okayyy...)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.. (but that piggg....)

well that didnt really help.. i'd rather go study.. weeeeeeeeee

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